The Beer Experiment

AA Thought for Today

For the benefit of those experimentally inclined, I should mention the so-called beer experiment. . . . I could drink all I wanted of that. It was harmless; nobody ever got drunk on beer. So I filled the cellar full, with the permission of my good wife. It was not long before I was drinking at least a case and a half a day. I put on thirty pounds of weight in about two months, looked like a pig, and was uncomfortable from shortness of breath. It then occurred to me that after one was all smelled up with beer nobody could tell what had been drunk, so I began to fortify my beer with straight alcohol. Of course, the result was very bad, and that ended the beer experiment.

-- Alcoholics Anonymous, Dr. Bob's Nightmare, pages 177-178